be your Obi Wan, baby," says a randy teen as he views
the uncensored version of Princess Leah's message to the
aging Jedi Knight. The bootleg hologram is always a party
favorite all around the Empire. The Royal family has repeatedly
but vainly tried to curtail it's distribution. "This
thing is all blown out of proportion" claimed the embarrassed
Princess "We really needed his help and... well, I
had to use whatever resources were available to me,"
she said in an attempt to explain the controversial recording.
The transcended Jedi Knight could not be reached for comment
but rumor has it even the bootleg is missing segments.
You think they're so cool? You wear em!" David
blurts out, apparently unhappy with the choice of bedwear.
Henry quickly decides to adjust some of the 'tude out of
the little Mecha's personality parameters.
hey, check it out... I think I know her!" Hobby's
assistant says as the two take a few moments to relax and
enjoy some of Alan's 'classified' folders.
sir, now close your eyes and touch your nose for me please,"
Martin says after enlisting Davids assistance to play act
his future career choice. Having displayed a quick temper
and a tendency to bully others into submission, the boy's
vocational potential was clear.