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Weakly defined participation guidelines and a poorly kept entry database create an embarrassing moment for the Osments when the winner of the "Dream Date With Haley!" promotion takes her seat.
"Pssst... Jude, I hate to miss this scene but I really gotta go. Let me know what happens. Oh... should I get a refill on the popcorn?"
Gigolo Joe cautiously explains to a couple of potential customers that he's really not programmed for that type of interaction.
"Oh..hi... it's you guys again, eh? Imagine that. I was actually here to watch a movie for a change but I guess... No, no... it's ok... Really! I love paparazzi! Seriously... why don't you come for a close up," Haley suggests as he reaches for his pepper spray.



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